The Pucking Wrong Man (Pucking Wrong, #4)

by C.R. Jane

“I’ll walk you in,” he said, moving to open his door. “That’s okay!” I squeaked. “My neighbor is kind of a psycho. Hears a mouse fart at forty feet. If she hears us, she’ll report me.” OMG. DID I REALLY JUST SAY MOUSE FART?

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