He gave my laptop screen a curious look. “Since when do you use TikTok?” “Since when do you actually get the name right and not call it TipTop, Oldy McOld?” “That was once. Years ago.” “And I’m never going to let you forget it,” I promised. “It was so fucking shocking, I almost signed you up for Life Alert. I need to know if you fall when I’m not home, Daniel.”
