We’re using $90 billion of your money to promote clean energy. Some of it will be loaned to companies that are so risky, nobody in their right mind (besides the government) would support them. But don’t worry! When they default on the loans, and they will, we’ll call it “even” by subtracting the losses from a $2.4 billion fund we’re setting up in advance. With your tax dollars. How’s that sound?

