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“Hawkeye,” Captain Forrest said after a while. “Do y’all realize that this is amazing?” “What’s amazing?” “I mean, I come from Forrest City, Georgia, and y’all are a Yankee from that Horseapple…” “Crabapple.” “…Crabapple Cove in Maine, and we’ve got so much in common.”
Awe cute unity
“THIS IS WHERE IT IS—PARALLEL 38,” another, smaller marker reading “4077th MASH, WHERE I AM, HENRY BLAKE, LT. COL. M.C.” directed them to the left off the main road.
Haha
He was listening to the Pride of Hamtramck.
Wtf is using a stethoscope on his dick for
My suggestion that you might have written it for him was quickly squelched by members of the English Department who remember you.
OOF
His confidence and well-being were not particularly enhanced, however, by the bearded, robed, big-hatted character who had dumped a bag of golf clubs at the foot of his bed and had then started to listen to his chest.
Haha
Colonel Merrill, having heard about the unusual invasion of his premises, stormed into the operating room. He was without gown, cap or mask, so Hawkeye, deploring the break in the antiseptic techniques prescribed for OR’s, turned to the circulating nurse and ordered: “Get that dirty old man out of this operating room!” “I’m Colonel Merrill!” yelled Colonel Merrill.
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
Old Baldy
“I’ll take sixty rubber contraceptive devices.
Yeah
You’re getting pretty hard to live with, Pierce.” “And that kid on the table may be pretty hard for someone to live without,” Hawkeye said.
THAT'S A DEEP FUCKING CUT
Slocum,
Slocum hmmm?
It came with all the velocity the quarterback could still put on it, and it struck Jeeter on the back of the helmet. When it struck Jeeter it drove him to his knees, but it also rebounded into the arms of the Painless Pole who fell to the ground still clutching it.
Oof but kinda funny ngl
Hawkeye Pierce shook hands with Spearchucker, and then stuck out his hand for Trapper John. “Hang in there,” he said. “Get the hell out of here,” Trapper John said.
PAIN
