M*A*S*H: A Novel About Three Army Doctors

by Richard Hooker

“And by the way, Radar,” Hawkeye said, “stop by The Swamp tomorrow for a bottle of Scotch.” “Thank you, sir,” Radar said. “That’s very kind of you, sir, but you were thinking of two.” “OK,” said Hawkeye. “You’re right, and you’ve got two.”