1. Take the time to say a long goodbye to everybody. Take a final look at those landmarks. Don’t get a ticket driving that car. 2. If pursued by cops, nearly collide with fruit truck, causing it to shed its load across street. 3. Mount sidewalk for no reason and plough through dozens of trash cans. 4. While driving, have a shave in preparation to beg for mercy. 5. If windscreen smashed by gunfire, run car into store front. 6. Drop gun. 7. Run down blind alley, stumbling over dozens of trash cans. 8. Hit tall wire fence and clamber frantically upward. 9. Mindlessly climb fire escape to roof,
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