“Only if you’re my date,” I point out. “Yeah. That’s going to be a hard no from me.” Her lips twist into a coy smirk as she attempts to saunter toward me, but it comes across as an awkward limp instead. Still, ten out of ten. It worked. I’m hard. “A girl like me is in hot demand.” My dick deflates. “If you walk in there with anyone but me, their family won’t have a say on whether they get cremated or buried.”

