“I don’t like big concerts. As much as I love to see the hyped-up world tours, I can’t stand having to watch the performance with a slight lag on the jumbotron. Bless Taylor Swift’s soul for putting that performance on TV. I don’t want to spend my life savings watching an ant in a sparkly leotard from 100 yards away. Now, if she was performing on a cruise, it’d feel so much more intimate…a once in a lifetime experience. I’d pay top dollar for that.”
