If I could build a boyfriend in a lab and fill him with all the magic ingredients…it’d be Alan. He checks every box except one. I didn’t realize what a huge fucking box it is. I’m not a shallow girl. I don’t think lust is all about good looks and muscles, and I don’t think mind-blowing sex has to be kinky. But I do believe chemistry is something that can’t be forged. It’s gifted.
