Looking to Score

by Carrie Gray

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to go have dinner with me, then hold my hand at a party—and maybe kiss me a few more times. Can we just give this a chance?”

“I’m a pro at shower sex. You just need someone strong enough to pick you up and hold you against the wall, Solver.” I swallowed. My mouth suddenly felt very dry. All the moisture had gone to my lady flower.

Gone to my lady flower 🤢

“We can take things slow,” I replied. “I don’t want you dipping in any infected ponds while we’re sharing a lily pad, though.”

Ok this line was a little funny and a little gross