“You really have been obsessed with me forever.” I can’t believe he’s throwing that in my face right now. I’m pretty sure my jaw is hanging open. Never have I wished more that I hadn’t let the tequila loosen my lips that night. Maybe we do need to have another conversation about this, because I’ll die of embarrassment before we can even begin to fix his reputation if he keeps this up. I’m about to scold him, but then Dev says, “Good thing it’s mutual.”

