“I know I owe you a long one, and I promise you’ll get it, but this one’s going to have to be short. It’s just… I’m standing in front of the girl of my literal dreams right now, and I’m about to shoot my shot, but the longer I stand here, the more confidence I lose, because she’s lookin’ a little… terrified, and I should probably figure out why, so… I love you and I’ll speak to you later.”

