Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8)
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He was vaguely aware that he drank to forget. What made it rather pointless was that he couldn’t remember what it was he was forgetting anymore. In the end he just drank to forget about drinking.
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“I’ll see to it that he learns that arresting thieves is against the law.”
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In the hours until dawn he’d had all sorts of opinions, starting with a conviction that it had been a big mistake to be born.
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You could imagine that the occupant of this room had slept in it all her life and had been called “my little girl” by her father until she was forty.
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Some people are born to command. Some people achieve command. And others have command thrust upon them, and the sergeant was now included in this category and wasn’t very happy about it.
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This seemed to be the opinion of the crowds lining the plaza. The people of Ankh-Morpork had a straightforward, no-nonsense approach to entertainment, and while they were looking forward to seeing a dragon slain, they’d be happy to settle instead for seeing someone being baked alive in his own armor. You didn’t get the chance every day to see someone baked alive in their own armor. It would be something for the children to remember.
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There are some towns in the multiverse which think they know how to have a good time. Places like New Orleans and Rio reckon they not only know how to push the boat out but set fire to the harbor as well; but compared to Ankh-Morpork with its hair down they’re a Welsh village at 2 p.m. on a wet Sunday afternoon.
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“Well, you know. Fine Art. It’s just men paintin’ pictures of young wimmin in the nudd.
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The pronoun is used by dwarfs to indicate both sexes. All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.