“I . . . Jesus Christ.” Squeezing my eyes shut, I wave a hand in front of my face. “I genuinely can’t believe that this moment right here is my life.” “Well, excuse the fuck out of me for taking an interest in your books and offering to make you two kinds of waffles.” “You’re naked!” I shout, arms wide. “You’re fucking naked, Jaxon! And while Magic Mike and his backup dancers are swinging about, you’re standing there, casually eating your cereal and talking about a fictional character getting DP’d in a parking lot!” He sets his bowl down and gestures aggressively at his junk. “This is who I
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I’ve never cackled this much 🤣
