“You get a girlfriend, and then before you know it, you’re staying in on Saturday nights, waking up early on Sunday mornings, having coffee and waffles together while you read your books or watch the sports updates. And then you’re going grocery shopping together, getting her flowers to make her smile, and you get dragged to the craft store to decorate for every holiday or season change, or just because the vibes are feeling off in the apartment.”
Dude you do that already…
