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Next to You (Next, #2)
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Agoraphobia…I always thought it sounded like a fake country from a Disney movie, like Genovia. “Princess of Genovia,”
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So, in the words of Taylor Alison Swift, this is me trying…to get laid (Taylor’s Version).
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the pretty brunette, Valerie. Twenty-nine, single, interested in women, Gemini. Her bio reads, “here for a good time, not a long time,” which makes me wonder if it’s a Walk to Remember situation or if she’s that cliché. I message, “Stop making a fool out of me. Why don’t you come on over, Valerie?”
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She’s always been…a bitch curt.
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Even if he does that thing where he flicks his wrist a few times to get his watch back in its place.
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I’ll flirt with a lamppost if it flickers the right way.