Next to You (Next, #2)

by Hannah Bonam-Young

Agoraphobia…I always thought it sounded like a fake country from a Disney movie, like Genovia. “Princess of Genovia,”

So, in the words of Taylor Alison Swift, this is me trying…to get laid (Taylor’s Version).

the pretty brunette, Valerie. Twenty-nine, single, interested in women, Gemini. Her bio reads, “here for a good time, not a long time,” which makes me wonder if it’s a Walk to Remember situation or if she’s that cliché. I message, “Stop making a fool out of me. Why don’t you come on over, Valerie?”

She’s always been…a bitch curt.

Even if he does that thing where he flicks his wrist a few times to get his watch back in its place.

I’ll flirt with a lamppost if it flickers the right way.