Top Secret

by Sarina Bowen

Only an asshole bugs his sleeping girlfriend for sex.

Yeah, I see what they're doing

So we’re crammed like sardines at this dinner table, dressed like a group of young Republicans.

I do actually think the majority of these guys would be Republicans.

No response, obviously, but I’m gratified to hear the ding of a notification in the kitchen.

I thought he (Keaton) made it so he didn't get notifications?

I guess he’s also having trouble merging my two identities. Sinner and Luke Bailey. LobsterShorts and Keaton Hayworth. There are four people in this equation when there should only be two.

“Anyone who uses the word unnatural to describe sex hasn’t spent any time in nature. Nature is crude and coarse and up for anything. I’m too much of a scientist to ever say that.”

My frat brothers are long gone.

interesting that they decided to have only Keaton find out the truth

One day soon he’ll wake up and wonder what the hell he’s doing with a punk who nobody else ever bothered to love.

So why should I be the one to fight for us? And is there even a point in fighting for someone who doesn’t want to love you?