“What are you doing?” Natty smiled up at me. “I made these for you.” She pulled out several crocheted stuffed animals…wait, “are those—penises?” Natty paused, staring down at her multicolored plushies. “They’re not—they’re squids. Like little squids…I thought they would be cute for your little guy.” I stroked a hand down the expanse of my stomach as a smile curled my lips. Natty gripped a small stuffed item, tilting it in her hand—examining it. “Does it really look like a penis?” With a snort, I nodded. “How do you not see it—the long shaft…” “That’s the body!” “The bulbous tip.” I squeezed
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