Me: Text me when you land, please. Coach: Just touched down. Me: Is it pathetic to say I miss you? Coach: If it is, then I am too. Me: Pathetic? Coach: Missing you like crazy. Me: And yet you refused to kiss me. Coach: You damn well know it isn’t because I didn’t want to. Me: That’s what you tell all the girls. Coach: There are no other girls, Peaches. * * * Coach: How was work today? Me: Your sister was amazing. She got a standing ovation. It was incredible. Coach: You’re incredible. Me: Ha. Flattery will get you everywhere. Coach: Oh yeah? Like where? Coach: You’re just going to leave me
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