Apocalypticon
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“My addiction to movies and television has left me entirely unprepared for the harsh realities of post-apocalyptic life.” “Which is strange, considering just how many popular stories took place in post-apocalyptic times.” “Yeah. You’d think somebody would’ve gotten it right.”
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“You know who else didn’t think he was addicted to murder? You know who? Jeffrey Dahmer. You could be the next Jeffrey Dahmer.”
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“I’d wager there’s plenty you don’t get about the South. Like noodling. And grits.” “Yeah, I don’t know what the fuck those words mean,” he nodded. “But, also, how can they have a reputation for being both emphatically religious and extremely racist? Isn’t there a bit of a conflict of interest there?” Patrick patted Ben on the shoulder. “That, my good sir, depends on which racist preacher you ask.”
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as high as a gym teacher’s hem.”