The Collected Works of Scott McClanahan Vol. I
Rate it:
Open Preview
Read between April 4 - April 10, 2019
9%
Flag icon
And then the Mud Puppy told us that the problem was the damn deer were all doing it on purpose. He told us that the deer are all just waiting out in the woods trying to find a car to run in front of so they can watch it crash. He told us that people are just too kind-hearted to see it. He told us deer are crazy fuckers.
23%
Flag icon
Now let me tell you, I’m sure you may have been embarrassed before, but you haven’t truly been embarrassed until you get hit by a car in front of a bunch of people.