“He’s trying to convince me I should trust him,” Yanagawn said, pointing at Dalinar. “Don’t,” she said. “He’s got too nice a butt.” Dalinar cleared his throat. “What?” “Your butt is too nice. Old guys shouldn’t have tight butts. It means you spend waaay too much time swinging a sword or punching people. You should have an old flabby butt. Then I’d trust you.”
