Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3)

by Brandon Sanderson

“But sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a person who is in the process of changing.”

“I never have liked him,” Shallan whispered. “He acts nice around Dalinar, but he’s quite mean.” “So … which attribute of his are we totaling and how many people are in the sample size?” Pattern asked.

Patterns math "jokes" are great.

He looked like a warhorse trying to perch on a stand meant for a show pony.

There wasn’t a cloud in the sky.

Been listening to too much Encanto.

This is life. The longer you live, the more you fail. Failure is the mark of a life well lived. In turn, the only way to live without failure is to be of no use to anyone. Trust me, I’ve practiced.”