The Best Kind of Forever (Riverside Reapers #1)

by Celeste Briars

“Maybe I just don’t like you.” “I know I should feel emasculated, but that’s the hottest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”

No but Fr

“Is that your way of flirting with me? Dazzling me with an award-winning smile and hoping my jeans will just fly off like tear-away pants?”

I cackled at the image in my head

There’s something in the way he’s staring at me—something that puts my entire body on high alert, and something that has my vagina rubbing her nonexistent hands together in the belief that she’s about to get some tonight. Which she’s not.

I truly relate to the vagina

You either love too little and watch everything you’ve built slip through your fingers like sand in an hourglass, or you love too much, and that heap of sand weighs your chest down until you can’t breathe. Love isn’t black-and-white. It’s a murky gray, a bleak landscape devoid of effervescent life. And it’s my crucible.

Dear Lord, give me strength. Make me think about anything else besides riding Hayes like it’s the Kentucky Derby.

Oh, great. I’m eating Dead Mom Pancakes. I’m the most ungrateful bitch alive.

This out of context is SO funny

that people will leave no matter how hard you beg them to stay.

Sad bitch hours Fr

If I hadn’t stopped her, she probably would’ve harvested his balls and hung them over her rearview mirror like a pair of fuzzy dice.

Which makes a lot of sense now, considering the team is…the Riverside Reapers.

*gasp* im totally shocked

Some Speedy Gonzalez motherfucker flashes past me with the puck

I need him to narrate my life

like I’ll hiss at anyone who tries to take it away from me.

Why is this SO descriptive

You know how when you’re drowning—or, I hope you don’t know—you try your hardest not to swallow any water? Because the more water you swallow, the harder it is to breathe. Did you also know that you have to let a little water in to allow yourself to swim back up to the surface?

Great now I know how to drown

I don’t swoon, okay? No part of me has ever swooned. I brood. That’s it.

Oh ya sure

“Aeris, was that a compliment?” “And…I revoke it.” “Nope, you can’t. You already gave it to me. I’ll cherish it for the rest of my life,” I declare, pretending to snatch her invisible compliment out of the air and place it over my heart.

“If you don’t move your hands, I’ll pin them to the fucking ground. You’re not hiding from me. You’re not keeping any part of your body from me. Right now, you’re mine. You’re going to let me worship every inch of you, and you’re going to like it. Do you understand?”

God is it hot in here or is it just this scene?

“I am. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about when I was nose-deep inside your gorgeous pussy—when you marked me with your cum and doused me in your scent. I could smell you all throughout dinner, and you can fucking believe that I wore you like my new favorite cologne.”

This MAN

I’ve never been a religious person before, but after today, I think I’m gonna need to go to confession.

U and me both

Who knew Aeris Relera had a dominant side to her?

Not me thats for sure. Its prolly the daddy issues

few good inches of space exist between her index finger and thumb.

U bet ur ass i measured tht instantly...dear god

over my

Ew

don’t think I could ever tell her. It would ruin her. It would ruin everything we’ve built together, and I don’t want any of that to go away.

WRONG

Scars are reminders of what we’ve endured, but also reminders of what we’ve overcome.”

Ok david rossi

Only if you watch.

EEEEKKKKKK

Cadieux?”

All the education in the world wouldn't be able to teach me how to say this name

“That was for you!” I shout, pointing at her. When the Jumbotron captures her face, she turns as red as a fire hydrant.

I need him biblically

Trauma doesn’t make someone less lovable. Insecurities don’t make people’s bodies less beautiful.

Period

They’re so adorable it only sometimes makes me want to roll into oncoming traffic.

Me reading this book

It’s angry and red from neglect, and it

Im just picturing a dick w a frowny face

“Come? You will. Just when I say so.”

yEs SiR