“Rare to hear ‘bout a lady tendin’ a lantern, you know? Heard from a doctor years ago that there’s somethin’ ‘bout how their feminine organs tangle up inside ‘em if they stand too close to something always spinnin’ like that. Tried warnin’ her once, but she just smiled and said she wasn’t plannin’ on havin’ no more babies anytime soon.”
The way I am pissing myself laughing over this
