I sit up, suddenly. This is Sam I’m talking to. “So, crazy thing, I sucked my first dick last night.” Coughing explodes from the other side of the line. “Sorry, swallowed wrong,” Sam sputters. He takes another gulp of water, his swallow audible over the phone. “Sorry,” he says again, “did I hear you right?” “If you heard dick sucking, then yes.” “Well, shit. How was it?” Sam sounds amused, and I can picture him smiling. I smile back. “I’m a natural.” He laughs, loud, and I break out in my own uncontrollable laughter. For a few moments neither of us can breathe.
