Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il

by Michael Malice

“Dogmatism,” I explained, “can only be overcome when the teaching material incorporates the Juche idea and uses it to elucidate each respective subject.”

There has never been a war where civilians aren’t killed, where children aren’t made into orphans, where towns aren’t destroyed. Johnson still chose for many people on the other side of the world to die just so that he could keep his job.

“the march of the ants.”

had to admit that the markets seemed like a helpful temporary measure to deal with the food situation. Every

Underneath the posters was my official campaign slogan: Do Not Expect Any Change From Me.

“Oh, it’s simple. I remember the name and birthday of everyone that I’ve ever met.”

All the American presidents knew what was happening in Korea, and none of them ever did anything—and none of them ever will.