Bummer Camp

by Ann Garvin

“Failure is the chance to begin again. Try later.”

Sugar, the good girl’s party drug, the sleepy girl’s fiesta before the siesta.

‘I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.’

“Women are better and brighter than their male compadres. To work with women, you have to think like one.”

“I love chocolate pudding, but I don’t want to eat a bathtub of it.”