‘Just a quickie,’ she says. ‘Can you give me an idea of the questions you plan on asking Mr Broz?’ ‘It’s not really policy for us to flag questions before interviews.’ ‘Just ballpark?’ she sighs. Well, I figure I’ll open with the gentle ice-breaker, ‘What did you do with Lyle, you twisted old cunt?’, then move seamlessly to, ‘Where’s my fucking finger, you animal?’ ‘Ballpark?’
