Caleb pulled up the car in front of a huge wooden house with a long porch and large glass windows that gave me Twilight vibes. I could have eaten Edward Cullen for breakfast. Literally and sexually. He could have it anyway he liked. Jacob too. The way mortals conjured up Vampires and Werewolves was pretty funny. Cal and I had watched the movies together while pissing ourselves laughing and acting out scenes between Edward and Jacob. We’d even visited the mortal realm and pranked a couple of mortal girls who thought we were gonna Twilight them. Not strictly legal, but strictly fucking
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