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I was planning my 401(k) while he was in there, mercilessly stabbing my poor hymen with what appeared to be his eleven-inch dick.
I was worried my internal organs had gotten tangled around his penis. What if he pulled out and took my intestines with him? That thing between his legs was a health hazard.
I had just thrown away fourteen years of friendship for the dubious pleasure of being railed by a man with a rolling pin instead of a penis.
I wanted to climb this man like a tree.
“Can’t we let bygones be bygones?” I asked hopefully. “Stop saying bye and gone without leaving.”
the darkness envies the moon because it helps it shine. Don’t let people tell you you are anything less than perfect.
“I didn’t come this far only to come this far.” Ah, the famous Tom Brady quote.
“I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I’m not.”
“Heaven is not a place, it is a person, and it is you.”
“Am I your girl?” “No.” He shook his head. “You’re my everything.”