McMonster: Good night? oBITCHuary: Hmm, I don’t recall you ever contacting me in the middle of the night before. Has it been a good night for YOU? McMonster: It’s actually been an epic shit show. oBITCHuary: Anything I can do to help? McMonster: Yes. Let me tell you what I need to tell you. oBITCHuary: Other than that. I really want to stay friends. I don’t have many. And I’m still on probation with my childhood BFF. McMonster: My, my, you can be selfish when you want. oBITCHuary: Only with you. McMonster: That’s all right. oBITCHuary: Why? McMonster: Because you’re the only person I’m
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