McMonster: So. oBITCHuary: Sooooo? <peering eyes emoji> McMonster: There’s something I need to tell you. oBITCHuary: Oh? oBITCHuary: Are you a serial killer? Because that’s going to be amazing for my podcast and disastrous for our friendship. Plus, you can forget about that coffee meeting I have planned for us when I come back to New York. McMonster: I’m not a serial killer. oBITCHuary: Is it going to make me like you less? Whatever it is you’re going to tell me? McMonster: 100%. oBITCHuary: Then don’t. McMonster: ? oBITCHuary: Seriously, don’t. I like you. I don’t like men. I want to continue
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