Row: You okay? Cal: I was a second ago. Now a stranger is texting me and I’m a little freaked out. Who is this? Row: Row. Cal: Oh. Hi, boss. What do you want? Row: To see if you’re okay. Hence my above question. Program me in. Cal: Aww. Casablancas. Are we having a moment? Row: Of regret. You’re my employee. I wanted to know whether you are good for service tonight. Get over yourself. Cal: Boo.
