McMonster: I don’t have a girlfriend. oBITCHuary: Boyfriend? McMonster: No. oBITCHuary: ANY kind of sexual/intimate partner? McMonster: The answer is no. oBITCHuary: Same for me. McMonster: I know. We’ve discussed it. oBITCHuary: Why are you single? Haven’t found the right girl yet? McMonster: Oh, I found her. oBITCHuary: Then what is the problem? McMonster: Only one of us fell. oBITCHuary: Wow. I cannot imagine not falling for someone like you. Silly girl. McMonster: That’s the worst part, though. McMonster: She isn’t silly at all. She is fucking brilliant.
