oBITCHuary: Why are you single? Haven’t found the right girl yet? McMonster: Oh, I found her. oBITCHuary: Then what is the problem? McMonster: Only one of us fell. oBITCHuary: Wow. I cannot imagine not falling for someone like you. Silly girl. McMonster: That’s the worst part, though. McMonster: She isn’t silly at all. She is fucking brilliant.

