Yes, I said “simping.” You guys know about simps, at least in the usual sense of the word. There are internet trolls, and then there are their opposites, which are the simps. Instead of commenting mean things on someone’s post, simps comment nonstop thirsty things. The ones who are like, “Kat, you are the most beautiful and smart woman ever. If I were just forty years younger…” (Like, then… what? Then what would you do, Gerry? Does your wife know you’re on here?)