The Drought (Sex, Love & Dating Disasters, #1)

by Steven Scaffardi

Jack: What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Short-haired girl: I don’t know, but if you don’t get me out, I’ll punch my way out. Jack: (Licks his finger and then touches the girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. Brunette: Touch me again and I’ll break your arm Jack: The word of the day is “legs.” Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Tall Girl: Why don’t you spread and I’ll use my legs to kick? Jack: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? Gretchen: Yes, it is actually. Do we know each other? Jack: (Pause) I’m going to level with you – I was trying to use a pick-up line and it’s backfired. Gretchen: I don’t get it. Tall Girl: Don’t talk to him, Gretch, he’s a bloody pervert.