Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)

by Jay Kristoff

‘“Those spiders have human hands.” ‘“Shut the fuck up, Bouchette.” ‘“That tree … its face looks like … my mother’s.” ‘“Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Bouchette.” ‘“Is it me, or are the feathers on that bird … tiny tongues?” ‘“SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOUCHETTE!”