Joyland
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occasional suicidal ideations,
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Everything, that is, but “it.”
Jess Mize
didn't get 2 pop that pussy did u, Stephen? "no, stephen didn't."
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“You can always come down,” she said. “I’ll miss you like mad, but really, Dev, we could probably use some time apart.”
Jess Mize
since we're not fukking
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death-knell.
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she stood on tiptoe and ...
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Jess Mize
just like my boothang
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Several times we had been very close to “it,” but “it” just never quite happened.
Jess Mize
fukkkng cock tease. "MAYBE she didn't want 2 fukk him. maybe she jus wanted dates."
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She always drew back, and I never pressed her.
Jess Mize
that's when u say green go. and pop that pussy. no means yes. "shh jus take it"
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What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy.
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Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.
Jess Mize
"Yep"
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Caramba
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Joyland was an indie,
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Wiggle-Waggle Village.
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“Jews are the most psychically sensitive race on earth.
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“There are two important showbiz rules, kiddo: always know where your wallet is…and show up.”
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Tell your daddy.”
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flabbergasted.
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“Still wearing that stupid beanie of his?”
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Muenster—
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cooch
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keister.
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When it comes to the past, everyone writes fiction.
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I’d rather see you dead, little girl, than to be with another man.
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how to talk about women in any meaningful way.
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We is salesgirls off on a venture to Cape Cod! It’s a party! Hoopsie muzik!
Jess Mize
@arzE
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blackgum
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No sleepin on the job. Thank yer lucky stars n bars
Jess Mize
@arzE
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great breasts.
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kiddie-fiddle
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Mike’s grandfather did have them everywhere, and they all saluted Jesus, the flag, and the NRA, although possibly not in that order.
Jess Mize
republicans
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Tina lowered her voice. “Pot-smoking.” “Gosh,” I said, “not that!”
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Green Witch Village.”
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“He said that God punishes the unbeliever and the sinner.
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“Okay, and if I had a dollar for every babe I ever took out who was ten years younger, I could buy me a steak dinner at Hanratty’s in the Bay. Age is just a number, my son.”
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fulminate.
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I’m working in the northernmost province of the Redneck Riviera.”
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williwags
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This time he brought out a dozen roses. Real ones. Annie and Mike gasped. Me too. All these years later, I have no idea how he did it.
Jess Mize
rico fukkin suavé. " HE is ain't he. that's who she is going 2 fuk"
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flummoxed.
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“You bet,” she said. “I’ve always wanted to ride a tiger.”
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“You’re eighty-six for today.
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That’d be boss.”
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Offstage, he’s an asshole with a few good points.”
Jess Mize
sounds like me. "so cute though"
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“Mike’s fast asleep,” she said. “Would you like to go upstairs with me, Devin?”
Jess Mize
that's boy!!!
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Her eyes were very wide and very calm.
Jess Mize
"ben says pause, jack off, reread"
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“I must not have let go of all my daddy issues yet, because I feel delightfully wicked.”
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Maybe nine. I got inside, that much I did manage, but then everything spurted everywhere.
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macadam.
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the Reaper takes the rolling in money, the
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screamingly funny, and those who are very well hung.