Dear Kitten, I deeply regret to inform you that I have decided not to leave you at the altar, much to your disappointment, I’m sure. Time for your first act — pretending you’re overjoyed with this gift. It’s the first of many I’ll shower you with throughout our marriage, and nothing will bring me greater joy than seeing you wear it as you walk down the aisle toward me. I picked the best diamonds I could find, and yet, they don’t shine as brightly as you do. I’ll be waiting at the altar; a million years and a day, if that’s what it takes. Forever yours, Xavier
