The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)

by Scott Lynch

“Sorcery’s impressive enough, but it’s their fucking attitude that makes them such a pain. And that’s why, when you find yourself face to face with one, you bow and scrape and mind your ‘sirs’ and ‘madams.’ ” 5 “NICE BIRD, asshole,” said Locke.