Until Him (Inevitable, #1)

by Cora Rose

I stumble up the steps to Theo’s apartment and pound on the door. My eyes are still bleary from lack of sleep because I’ve been replaying that hand job repeatedly in my head. I was obsessing over it. It kept me up until two in the morning. And then I may have watched some gay porn too. I didn’t hate it. I watched quite a lot of it and got all sorts of ideas. At three a.m., I trudged into the kitchen to look for a cucumber I know we had—a cucumber that looked to be about the same size as Theo’s dick—but Finn had eaten it. Who eats a whole fucking cucumber in one day? Finn, that’s who. But it’s probably a good thing he did; I was going to do awful things to it. The grocery man would see the guilt on my face and know when I went to buy veggies next time. They’d ban me from the produce department, fearful of what I might do to a head of lettuce. And honestly, what if my sphincter had sucked that thing right inside, and it disappeared entirely? I’d have to go to the ER, and Finn would never let me live it down. I’d end up on one of those reality TV shows where doctors laugh at you and call you an idiot. I opted, instead, to order a dildo with a nice thick base to keep myself out of the hospital. It comes next week. I plan on using it often.