“Hey, guys. This is my friend Theo. He’s helping me keep my grades up in chem so I can keep playing.” A chorus of heys assaults my ears, and a few move in to high-five me. Never in my life have I ever slapped hands with men like this. I’m awkward and clumsy, and I end up folding my arms across my chest to keep them away from me. I need them all to back the fuck up. “Alright, alright,” Logan says, reading the distress on my face. “Back up. He’s like a cat. You gotta give him space.” He then turns and swats one of the guys on the ass.