Theo is staring at me, his eyebrows raised, his mouth agape. I’m sweating a little. “You know, just in case you wanted to stick that gigantic dick of yours in my ass. I have a little nervous thing about being prepared…I wanted to stretch myself out a bit, ya know? Is that a thing?” Theo wets his lips and blinks rapidly. “And what if I, like shit myself or something. I wanted to make sure that didn’t happen…you know….” Oh, Jesus, take the wheel. I slap a hand across my mouth, trying to force my words back inside. I don’t need to talk about shitting myself if Theo fucks me. What the hell is
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