“Theo, what are we talking about?” “We’re talking about the fact that you’ve been avoiding my calls, your sister told my sister you’re acting weird, and then, for the first time in our lives, Keynes, you just claimed you were too busy to help someone. You, who almost missed your final tort law exam because you were helping your next-door neighbour bury their ferret.” “For Christ’s sake, will you ever stop bringing that up? I assure you, I really didn’t want to.” “But you did it anyway,”
