The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1)

by Terry Pratchett

When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds. This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.

That is so fucking funny

Could you explain it to them? I’ll reimburse them for their time, of course.” “He’s got a box with a demon in it that draws pictures,” said Rincewind shortly. “Do what the madman says and he will give you gold.”

HAHAHA

Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant “idiot.”

Now that one aint wrong

“My name is immaterial,” she said. “That’s a pretty name,” said Rincewind.

Smartass