“She knows, and she is pissed. Told me she wants a divorce in three years.” Dion just sighs and starts his slideshow. “I guess it’s too late for you to learn this lesson, but we don’t, under any circumstances, lie to our wives. There are very few occasions during which lying is acceptable, and I’ve listed those for you below.” I frown when there’s only one word on his list: never. “Funny,” I murmur. “Real funny how fucking whipped you all are.”

