‘Come and watch me. You seem worried about trusting me, for some reason. I have no idea why, because if you trust me not to violate the codes of your club then surely you trust me not to violate your own codes, except in all the ways you need. So come and see me in action, as it were. Decide for yourself. And if you don’t like what you see, for some unfathomable reason, then I’ll leave you alone.’

