And now I’ve found myself this strong, ballsy woman who desperately needs me to control her in bed but goes fucking nuclear the first time I machinate on her behalf. And quite rightly, because I’ve completely misjudged her needs. If that’s not ironic, I don’t know what is. Her three friends and champions and cofounders are watching me. ‘Okay,’ I say. ‘I have some serious humble pie to eat.’ They grin at me in unison.
